The “ohhhhhh” at “stages 1 2 3 and 4 cancer” is so funny
You always manage to end something horrible with a good laugh. How? I do not know.😎
why the fuck do you care about cereal lol
He seems smart, i wonder if he knew about hawking radiation.
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That actor guy looks almost Exactly like Johnny rotten now
She is resilient. Also, has a good sense of humor which probably helped her get through such a difficult time.
Okay but straight up, coconut smells so amazing why would you ever complain that a child smells of it?
We just want the other-looking Americans to leave us out of their absurd race-circus, or at least write down a clear set of rules of how the racism works so we can assimilate.
all the sickulars speaking as experts here who have not achieving anything in their life, easy to target Hindu and India
We need him to give us a history of the life tucker Carlson?
Tell me you have black, female writers on staff without TELLING me you have black, female writers on staff. We see you Mr. Oliver <3
Something to remember when talking about prisons...not all of these people are the murders and pedophiles that you may envision. But rather those who have misdemeanor weed convictions, etc. Some damning examples here...air conditioning for pigs...spending more to fight lawsuits than it takes to have a/c....but from where....TEXAS. Big surprise.
Ahh boohoo fucking cry me a river..
[email protected]$! Those prisoners
I’ve only ever been in the NY Port Authority bus terminal one time, for a total of about 20 mins. I seen 3 of the images depicted on Johnny Boys plates.
the truth always comes out the stain on the republicans will be on them forever !
Umm... isnt alex jones a comedian? He is just doing his job
Oh John. You are so going to regret saying this if we're quarantined again in 5 years due to spiders!
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11k furries disliked it hahahahha
"The Same Worms Will Eat Him Too!" Would be a brilliant Metal ablum title!
I do not know...
The incarceration is their punishment not cooking them to death. Thank you!!!!! Incarceration is the punishment. It is not a fee for all to treat other people as less than human. That creates dangerous authority figures who we don’t lock up at night and it’s a problem.
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why does anyone watch this?
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Well, it's not exactly accurate to say nobody was thinking that cratering the economy could hurt his chances of getting reelected. And it turns out Cuomo was not doing a particularly great job.
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If you are hispanic and have to fill out gov paperwork . There is no Hispanic latino mark . We always have to put ourself down with the white people. Wtf? Take the land, and then force the people to be white washed.
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If he doesn't know anything.. how is he competent enough to hold his position!? Oh yeh... privalage
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13:00 it might raise the question, or it might demand that a certain question be asked, but it doesn’t beg the question!
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I actually know a guy named mike from Baltimore but he’s already vaccinated so take your anti mike attitude elsewhere
Loooll it’s 2021 and you realize that Alex Jones was litterally right about everything all along how dumb you feel?
The War on Drugs is the main culprit here. Even with widespread marijuana decriminalization, the majority of prisoners are still casualties of this war. The worst consequence of drug use remain the fact that drugs are illegal.
Asia is literally where most humans live. There are more people in Asia than all other continents combined. China and India each have more people than any other continent. Given this it is staggering how much this continent and its people get reduced into just a monolith.
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At a rape crisis center, I have been given antibiotics and the morning after pill, I have internal bleeding and tearing. They ask: “what were you wearing, were you wearing a dress?” And my personal favorite “did you have an orgasm”. I did not continue with the reporting process as I just felt they were not on my side to begin with.
Korea. In both countries, I am neither Asian enough nor American enough to feel included in anything.
We don’t have a problem with incarceration, we have a problem with wanting loopholes for slavery.
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John Oliver is just wrong. He is the same man who was just calling Kamala Harris Black but now she is Asian? This is a false narrative.
@Snacks256 yeah no. She claimed Asian Identity for her entire life up until this point. So yes, she is an Asian American. But he is a hypocrite for trying to use her as an example when he was just calling her black when she never identified with her black identity until running for president.
Every single human ever born has had two parents. Now think for a couple seconds as to how someone can be both "black" and "Asian."
While it’s horrible what she had to endure, two-years later this has me wondering, “shaming made her who she is.” This brilliant, admirable person.
I really love that you use your platform for advocacy. You really are a force for good.
It was to promote the universal flu vaccine project - look it up - John Hopkins university
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Best episode EVER!!!
Imagine actually believing these horrible jokes and thinking John Oliver has a better point of view than an actual American. Tired of brits telling us we are idiots. Specially when he stated the ratings. Sounds like a sore constant looser. Go back to the daily show. And talk about hot dogs that was actually entertaining
whyre you mad, you a tucker fan?
Criminals are thrown away by society. Might as well just execute people for shoplifting. Its the same mentality.
not all heroes wear capes. some wear ties.
Oh and Vietnam war in the early 70s destroy Cambodia(neighbouring Vietnam) in the process and it suffers from it long after the war. It leads to civil war within Cambodia and many families broken apart, millions of orphans results of dead parents. Along with three years of the Khmer Rouge (1975-1979). It was bad, like really bad. The Vietnam war that Vietnam and America wedge have farrrr longing consequences.
You missed a chance for a good Street Fighter II joke, there was a bonus minigame where you beat up cars.
always look forward to your videos !!
i came to this video expecting to learn and i got no answers, many new unanswered questions, and 3 people who took time off of their day to tell me to "fucking google it" when i either don't know how to phrase a question for google or have already googled it, spent hours looking for an answer, and didn't find it every passing day i get this close to becoming the joker
Ah... the USA.... land of grifters, con men and crooks.... most of whom are treated as respected and trusted members of the community... and one of whom was even elected President! The US is in serious, DESPERATE need of government oversight into business practices because pure capitalism is little more than a con man's wet dream.
The old guard will come up with new names as needed (Trilatetal , Billdereberg etc.) squash them where they stand. WE ARE THE PEOPLE
Because it's written in the law. You break the law, been found guilty. And now shouldn't do things to pay their debt back to society? Jailing criminals in NOT free. Why not clean up their community? And prisons shouldn't be privately run.
What happend Palestine episode? Where i can find it?
It should be HIGHLY NOTED this guest reporter is also a member of the Trilteral Commission. -NWO BULLSHIT
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I resent that he equated “Web Designers” with “Computer programmers”.
I only disagree on one thing and that is that a Daddy Shrek hat makes you even more credible
They underpay employees as well
I feel like most people, especially south East Asians do not include Indians and Pakistanis. I saw an Asian pride month video without any Indians in the video. Not right. We Asians need to stick together
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